Today's Agenda:
We will be discussing the importance of unnecessary meetings in a meeting that will likely run for hours.
We will be wasting our time on topics that will have no impact on our productivity or work.
We will make sure to take plenty of breaks to stretch our legs and contemplate the meaninglessness of our existence.
View Team Member 2's notes on the meeting's agenda.
View Team Member 3's pointless diagrams on the meeting's flowchart.
And, if time permits, we will have a discussion on the merits of The Existential Philosophy of Meetings.