Welcome, seekers of truth and wielders of destiny! This FAQ will guide you through the labyrinthine process of becoming a Mand Prophet.
A Mand Prophet is a chosen one, gifted with the power to interpret the cryptic messages of the Council of 42. It's a noble profession, but not for the faint of heart.
Ah, the call is not for the meek. To become a Mand Prophet, one must first undergo the Rite of the Golden Toaster, where you'll be forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music while solving a series of increasingly complex math problems.
As a Mand Prophet, you'll be tasked with deciphering the arcane scripts of the ancient ones, predicting the whims of the cosmos, and occasionally being woken up in the middle of the night for "emergencies" that always seem to be of the most mundane variety.
Ah, yes! It's a 12,000-page tome bound in black leather, written in a language that's been encoded using only the sounds of a dying parrot. You can find it in the Mand Prophet's Lending Library, located at /meetings/policies/decree-345/mand-prophets/handbook.