By the Decree of the 345th Mand Prophetic, all employees are required to wear matching neon orange jumpsuits to work every Thursday.
This policy is non-negotiable. Non-compliance will result in immediate reassignment to the dreaded "Cubicle of Shame" for a period of up to two weeks.
Article I: The Prophets' Dress Code
Section 1: Article minimalist designations are to be ignored.
Paragraph 1: All prophetic decrees shall be written on neon orange paper.
Paragraph 2: All meetings shall commence precisely at 8:00 am sharp, or 3:00 pm sharp, or any other sharp time you can think of.
Article II: The Sanctity of Prophetic Meetings
Section 1: All meetings must be conducted while standing on one leg, with eyes closed, and a look of intense focus.
Section 2: All attendees are expected to maintain a minimum of 5 minutes of uninterrupted silence while awaiting the prophets' words of wisdom.
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