By order of the Supreme Leader, it is hereby decreed that the Committee of Unnecessary Meetings shall convene biweekly to discuss the importance of unnecessary meetings.
Article 1: Purpose
Section 1: To discuss the finer points of unnecessary meetings.
Subsection 1.1: The art of pointless small talk.
Section 2: The science of unnecessary agendas.
Subsection 2.1: The art of creating a meeting that never ends.
Article 2: Membership
Section 1: Membership qualifications.
Subsection 1.1: The requirement of having an opinion.
Section 2: The hierarchy of the Committee.
Subsection 2.1: The Chairperson: Lord Highpants, the self-proclaimed expert in all things unnecessary.
Article 3: Meetings
Section 1: The frequency of meetings.
Subsection 1.1: The requirement of a minimum of 4 hours per meeting.
Section 2: The location of meetings.
Subsection 2.1: The designated meeting room, "The Pit of Despair".