As per the 345th Article of the Great Code of Meetings, all attendees are required to don their finest disco outfits and participate in at least one Disco Night per quarter.
Failure to comply will result in penalties including but not limited to:
| Penalty 1 | Forced attendance at a never-ending loop of elevator music |
|---|---|
| Penalty 2 | Removal of all snacks from the break room fridge |
| Penalty 3 | Mandatory viewing of the company's 1990s corporate video collection |
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