Mandatory Meetings and Policies

Policy 001: Mandatory Meetings

In accordance with our company's commitment to inefficiency and tedium, all employees are required to attend meetings that have no clear purpose or agenda.

Policy 002: Excessive Emailing | Policy 003: Mandatory Casual Friday

Subpolicy 001: Meeting Minutes

Due to our love of paperwork, all meeting attendees must take 5 minutes to write a 20-page report summarizing every conversation, no matter how mundane.

Subpolicy 002: Meeting Etiquette | Subpolicy 003: Meetingroom Decorum

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