Even More Deepest, Darker, and more Restrictive Policies

Section 1: Even More Important Stuff

As you are all aware, our company has grown exponentially in recent years, and with it has come a whole new set of rules and regulations that will make your life even more interesting, or so we've been told.

We've taken the liberty to add even more policies to our existing ones, because, why not, right? They're not like they're going anywhere.

Below are some of the highlights of the new additions:

• You are not allowed to think for yourself, that is what our HR department is for.
• You are required to wear the company-issued jumpsuit to all company-sponsored events.
• Our break room is now a 'quiet room', where silence is golden, and speaking is not allowed.
• Our company is now officially a dictatorship, with our CEO as the supreme ruler.

For more information on our new policies, please visit Policy 007

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