Why Do We Take Notes?

We take notes for several reasons:

• To ensure that all stakeholders are on the same page (literally)
• To create an exhaustive record of our collective brain damage
• To provide an excuse for not actually having to remember anything

How Do We Take Notes?

We use a standardized template, which includes:

• A bold, 24-point font, because we like to make a statement
• A font color that's as close to invisible as possible, for maximum readability
• A generous 10-point margin, because we value our sanity

Who Has To Read The Notes?

The following individuals have been assigned to read the notes:

• The CEO, because someone has to sign off on them
• The Intern, because they have nothing better to do
• A randomly selected team member, because we like to mix it up

What Happens If I Disagree With The Notes?

If you disagree with the notes, you may:

• Write a lengthy email explaining why the notes are wrong
• Start a new thread in our company-wide chat channel
• Call in sick and pretend you were never assigned to read them