As per our company policy, you are required to take a 15-minute break every 4 hours to recharge and refuel.
This break is mandatory. Refusal will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to: loss of productivity, decreased morale, and/or spontaneous combustion.
Our break room is stocked with a vast array of snack options, including:
Don't forget to stretch and move your limbs during your break! Our ergonomic chairs are equipped with built-in, mandatory stretch-inducers.
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