Meeting Solution 1: The Art of Doing Nothing
Meetings can be a total waste of time, but did you know that not meeting at all can be an even bigger waste?
Our team's innovative solution: do nothing, and pretend you're working. It's like the old adage: "If you don't have a solution, the problem isn't the problem, it's the meeting."
Benefits:
- Increased productivity: you're not wasting time on meetings, you're just wasting time on nothing.
- No meetings means no awkward small talk, so you won't have to pretend to care about your coworkers' weekend plans.
- It's like a digital detox, but for your schedule.
Drawbacks:
- Some people might notice you're not working, and that's just embarrassing.
- You might miss out on free food or coffee.
- It's just plain lazy.