Meetings: Possible Solutions

Meetings were first used as a form of ancient ritual sacrifice, where participants would gather to discuss the finer points of their impending doom.

Meetings where participants pretend to not be listening, while actually just pretending to be listening.

Meetings where participants agree to discuss something later, but never actually do.

Meetings where participants table something, only to have it resurface later in an even more complicated form.

Meetings where participants pretend to be on the same page, while secretly being completely lost and confused.