Step 1: Send a meeting invite to the entire company with a 3am subject line.
Step 2: Require attendees to arrive at least an hour early for "networking purposes."
Step 3: Serve only free-range, organic, gluten-free, vegan donuts. If someone asks for regular donuts, they are automatically disqualified from the meeting.
Step 4: Have a 20-minute break to scroll through Instagram during which time you will be forced to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Step 5: End the meeting by asking each attendee to give a 5-minute presentation on their favorite hobby.
Learn about Solution Four, the meeting that will never end. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Solution Five, the meeting that will drive you insane.