Throwing Money at It: A Meeting

Today, we're going to discuss the most effective solution to our problems: throwing more money at it.

First, let's allocate an additional $10,000 to the "I'm-not-a-real-deal" fund.
Second, we'll increase the budget for "I-can-get-anything-I-want" coffee machines by 20%.
Third, let's hire 5 more people to do the same job, but with better coffee.

And, of course, let's not forget to add more padding to our budget to account for "unforeseen expenses".