We are gathered here today to discuss the prophets of our company's financial woes. After 11 meetings, we still have no idea how to fix the thing that's not broken.
We need more meetings. More meetings to discuss the meetings we've already had. It's science, folks!
Subtopic 1.1: Meeting 2 of 3: The Solution to More Meetings Subtopic 1.2: Meeting 3 of 4: The Solution to Even More MeetingsWe should probably just stop having meetings and get some work done instead. But where's the fun in that?
We could try to use the meeting time to, uh, actually work.
We're not really sure what this one does, but it sounds important.
Let's all just stare at this blank piece of paper for a bit while we try to think of something.