MEETING OF THE UNBELIEVERS

We've gathered here today to brainstorm solutions that are so outlandish, so preposterous, so so utterly RIDICULOUS that they just might work.

THE 3rd AND FINAL IDEA OF THE DAY:

Install a giant, flaming pit of doom in the conference room.

Think about it, folks! A flaming pit of doom would be a great way to... um... "motivate" employees. Who needs a 401k when you have a 100% chance of being incinerated by a pit of fire?!

But wait, there's more! The pit would also double as a great conversation starter. "Oh, look, a flaming pit of doom! How quaint."

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• Idea 4: Mandatory Friday Fears of Being Crushed
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