MEETING NOTES - POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS FOR TELEGRAM ISSUES

1200-1300: THE GREAT "I'M FED UP WITH THE BOTS" DEBACLE

Summary:

At 1200 hours, the team gathered to discuss the existential crisis brought about by the incessant pinging of Telegram notifications. It was a tense 100 minutes.

• Implement a "Do Not Disturb" mode for the team, allowing us to focus on our existential dread without interruption.
• Replace all notifications with a soothing ASMR sound effect, guaranteed to lull even the most anxious of souls into a state of tranquility.
• Sacrifice the team's favorite snack budget to commission a team of highly trained, notification-reminding parrots to take the burden off human employees.

Action Items:

Assign Task 1 to @SkepticalSally, Task 2 to @CodeCritic, and Task 3 to @SnackBudgetSlayer.

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Progress Update: 1300-1400 | Evaluation: 1400-1500