Mandating a Solution 1201-1300 - The Great Meeting of the prophets

And so, the meeting was convened, with 50 prophets gathered 'round the conference table, each one more bewildered than the last. The air was thick with the scent of burnt offerings and stale coffee.

We had a problem, it seemed. A problem of epic proportions. The problem was... THE PROBLEM.

We tossed ideas around like so many hot potatoes, each one more ridiculous than the next. "Let's just make it all pink and fluffy!" someone suggested. "No, no, no!" another prophet cried. "We must make it all neon and loud!"

And so, the debate raged on, with no clear victor emerging. But then, like a shining light in the darkness, one prophet stood up and said, "Wait, I have an idea! Let's just... LET'S MAKE IT ALL TURQUOISE!"

And so, the room fell silent. All eyes were on the prophet who had spoken. The others nodded in unison, as if to say, "Yes, yes, yes! That is the answer we've been searching for!"

And thus, the solution was born. The Solution 1201-1300. May it bring us all peace, love, and understanding.

Solutions:

• Solution 1201: Pink and Fluffy
• Solution 1202: Neon and Loud
• Solution 1203: Turquoise
• Solution 1204: The Dark Horse
• Solution 1205: The Unseen

And so, the meeting adjourned. The prophets all went their separate ways, each one feeling slightly wiser, yet no less bewildered, than before.

But, as they say, "The Solution 1201-1300" is not just any solution, but a mandated solution. A solution that shall be implemented forthwith!