MEETING AGENDA
12:01-15:00
BREAKFAST
Free-range eggs, artisanal coffee, and/or vegan options
Complaining about the catering service
Deciding who brought the worst laptop for a meeting
15:00-17:00
PRESENTATION OF "THE REPORT"
Suddenly discovering the report is 300 pages long
Spinning the data to make it look good
Asking for "just five more minutes"
17:00-18:00
BREAK
Getting lost in the break room's vending machine options
Playing "who can eat the most Cheetos"
Rekindling the office romance
DECISIONS
NEXT STEPS