Attendees 1201-1500 | Neo-Brutalist Meeting HQ

Below is a list of attendees for meetings 1201-1500. Please note that this is not a comprehensive list, as some attendees may not have RSVP'd or may be hiding under a desk.

• 1201 - Gorthok the Uninvited
• 1202 - Borg Queen (via holographic transmission)
• 1203 - The AI that took over the coffee machine
• 1204 - The guy who ate all the donuts
• 1205 - A person of great importance who forgot their name tag
• 1206 - Someone who really likes meetings (but not this one)
• 1207 - The person who's only here for the free food
• 1208 - The one who's secretly a time traveler from 2050
• 1209 - Someone who's been there since 1201 and still hasn't said a word
• 1210 - The meeting ninja who appears and disappears at will
• 1211 - A person with a strong dislike for agendas
• 1212 - Someone who's been talking non-stop since 1201-1500
• 1213 - The one who's always late, always early, and never on time
• 1214 - Someone who's been there since the beginning and still can't remember what the meeting's about
• 1215 - The AI that took over the whiteboard
• 1216 - The one who's secretly a cyborg from planet Zorgon
• 1217 - Someone who's been talking about the weather non-stop since 1201
• 1218 - The meeting chairperson who's been chairing meetings since the invention of meetings
• 1219 - The one who's always 'accidentally' scheduling meetings with the same person
• 1220 - Someone who's been trying to escape since 1201 and still hasn't made it out

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