Meeting Minutes
1201-1500: The Great Idea-Factory
Presented to the esteemed members of the "We're-Not-Bored-Yet" committee:
We, the brave and brilliant minds of the team, gathered 'round to tackle the pressing issue of:
Problem: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
We brainstormed and brain-stormed (pun intended) for hours, and after an exhausting session of:
- Deep, soul-crushing existential dread
- Unrelenting, ear-shattering brainstorming
- Caffeine-fueled hyper-productivity
And, after an eternity of deliberation, arrived at the following solutions:
- Install a Donut-Vision System, which will detect and prevent donut-napping
- Create a Donut-panion AI to patrol the break room and prevent snacking
- Host a Donut-vention, where we invite the community to share their favorite donut-related puns
- Mandatory Donut-ation Training, where we all receive a 4-hour crash course in Donut-Speak
- Establish a Donut-etary Fund, where we pool our resources to buy more donuts
These solutions, though unorthodox, have sparked a glimmer of hope in our hearts. A new era of Donut-Harmony has dawned upon us.
Recommendations:
- Assign a Donut-erator to oversee the implementation of these ideas
- Establish a Donut-riority List, to keep track of progress
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