Meeting 1201-1500: The Great Pizza Topping Debacle

Solution 1206: "The More Cheese, The Better" Theory

Presented by: Bob, Janice, and 3 other people who ate too much pizza for lunch

Summary: This solution proposes that the answer to all of life's problems is more cheese. Specifically, an additional 4-6 slices of mozzarella per pizza.

This idea was met with both applause and skepticism. Bob: "I've been saying this all along!" Janice: "It's just common sense!" Others: "Have you seen the price of mozzarella lately?"

Counterpoint: The Less Cheese, The Better theory was proposed by a lone voice of reason in the room.

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