Meetings | Idea 3: The Inevitable Apocalypse

As the world teeters on the brink of destruction, we must consider the most pressing concerns for our survival.

Contingency Planning for the Apocalypse:

• Plan 1: Build an underground bunker with an adequate supply of Cheez Whiz.
• Plan 2: Establish a council of wise, bespectacled leaders.

Key features:

• Self-sustaining ecosystem
• Private movie theater for morale
• Complimentary supply of Cheez Whiz for the duration of the apocalypse

We will establish a council of wise, bespectacled leaders who will guide us through the apocalypse.

• They will be chosen based on their impressive facial hair.
• They will have unlimited access to a vast library of musty, outdated books.