A historic decision was made on this very day, 10 years ago, in the grand tradition of doing the bare minimum. After 100 hours of deliberation, the committee finally reached a consensus to... not do anything.
As a direct result of this monumental decision, the company will save exactly 0 dollars and 0 minutes of employee time. The board will be meeting again in 6 months to discuss more exciting things, like whose turn it is to buy donuts in the break room.
Read the thrilling account of Decision 1500-1510: The Great Pizza Break
Fast forward to Decision 1520-1530: The Committee That Would Not Be Tamed
This decision has been brought to you by the Committee to Do the Minimum, a non-profit organization dedicated to achieving nothing of significance.
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