Date: Never
Time: Whenever
Location: Nowheresville, USA
Attendees: Bob, Alice, Charlie
We have determined that the key to world peace is, in fact, an endless supply of nachos.
Action Item 1: Establish Nacho Cartel.
- Research and Development: Develop the world's most efficient nacho-making machine.
- Marketing: Hire a team of charismatic, tattooed nacho spokespeople.
- Finance: Create a complex system of nacho-based currency.
Action Item 2: Establish a global nacho-themed amusement park.
- Design: Build the world's largest, most elaborate nacho-themed roller coaster.
- Nutrition: Provide a variety of healthy nacho options for our more discerning patrons.
- Sponsorship: Secure funding from the world's largest nacho manufacturers.
Next Steps:
Establishing a Nacho Cartel Task Force
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