Possible Solutions to the Impossible Problem
- Replace all creative work with AI-generated mediocrity
- Fire all artists and hire 1000s of interns to do the same job
- Install autocorrect software to auto-suggest unoriginality on every sentence
- Make every new idea a rehash of the same old idea
- Hire a team of identical twins to come up with new ideas
- Install a "think tank" that just regurgitates the same old ideas
- Just copy-paste the same old solution over and over
- Replace all creativity with committee-approved clip art
- Install a "solution-finder" that just points to a random Wikipedia page