CREATIVE DESTRUCTION
A meeting to discuss the utter uselessness of our current endeavors.
We've been trying to fix this problem for years, and yet we're still here.
AGENDA
1. Acknowledge the futility of our efforts
2. Bemoan the lack of progress
3. Brainstorm new ways to waste time and resources
4. Categorize and prioritize the new waste
5. Destroy all hope and morale
6. End with a vague sense of unease