Meetings: Possible Solutions

Here are a few possible solutions to the meeting that's been going on for hours:

• The 3+1 Rule - When there are three or more people in the meeting, one of them is always wrong. Fire that person.
• The 4-1-1 Rule - When there are four or more people in the meeting, one person gets to be the boss, one person gets to be the sidekick, and one person gets to be the guy who just eats all the snacks.
• The 5-2-3 Rule - When there are five or more people in the meeting, two of them get to be the experts, three of them get to be the audience, and one person gets to be the timekeeper.

Or maybe just The 2-0 Rule - Just give up and have a nap.