Just put the meeting in a box and ship it to the conference room. No need to actually talk, just let the box do the talking.
Learn more about The Meeting in a BoxLimit each meeting to 5 minutes. That's it. No more, no less. The world will be a better place, we swear.
Learn more about The 5-Minute MeetingMake every meeting a virtual reality experience. Who needs human interaction, really?
Learn more about The Virtual Reality MeetingOr, if all else fails, just Shoot It