Decree Silence: The Meeting

By Order of the Council of Extra-Ordinary Meetings, we hereby declare this meeting adjourned.

Reason: Unnecessary discussion of trivial matters.

Resolution: All attendees are directed to proceed to the nearest coffee machine for sustenance and contemplation.

Motions and Actions

• Motion 1: To table the discussion on "The Importance of Socks" - Learn More
• Resolution 2: To provide a foosball table in the break room for stress relief - Read Decision
• Resolution 3: To appoint a meeting ninja to deal with "The Sack of the Meeting" - Understand the Appointment

Council Members Present: John, Jane, and Joe.

Council Members Not Present: Nobody, because we're all at our desks, doing actual work.