As it turns out, our previous plan to "just go to the park and pretend to be a normal human for a while" didn't quite work out as expected.
However, our team of expertly-trained, highly-experiented professionals have come up with a new plan that's sure to succeed!
We're calling it the "We're Not Actually Dead" Plan, and it involves:
Our team has sourced a selection of the most realistic fake mustaches in the business, guaranteed to fool even the most discerning eye.
Learn MoreThis comprehensive kit includes everything you need to blend in seamlessly with your surroundings, from wigs to sunglasses to an impressive collection of thrift store clothing.
Get Ready to DisguiseOur team of expert instructors will teach you how to convincingly pretend to be a human, complete with advanced techniques for maintaining eye contact and faking a pulse.
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