Meetings: Possible Solutions

Here are some possible solutions to the meeting crisis:

Solution #1: The "I'm Not Listening" Method

Just pretend you're not listening, and the meeting will end in 5 minutes.

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Solution #2: The "I'm On My Phone" Method

Just stare at your phone and type "urgent" in the notes app.

Phone Factory

Solution #3: The "I'm On Fire" Method

Cry "FIRE! FIRE!" in the meeting room, and everyone will flee.

Panic Protocol