The Solution to All Problems

As decided at the 300th meeting of the Infinite Solutions Committee, this is the definitive solution to all problems.

Key Points:

Procrastination is now officially a thing of the past.
All problems will be solved in exactly 3.14 seconds.
The answer to every question is 42, but only on Tuesdays.

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Disclaimer: The Solution to All Problems is not actually a solution to all problems. It's just a really good starting point, though.