Meeting Minutes - Solution 500: The "We're All Just Making This Up" Solution

Attendees: Bob, Jane, John, and the guy who always forgets his password

Objective: To find a solution that doesn't involve actually doing any work

We decided to take a break from actual work and focus on making excuses instead.

Key decisions:

• We're just going to tell everyone we're on a "mental health day".
• We'll blame the printer for not working again.
• We'll claim that the cat ate our reports.

Next meeting: Never. We're all going to just pretend we're working from home.