Attend this meeting to simulate the formation of a new planet, only to realize it's just a bunch of floating rocks.
NextDiscuss the intricacies of launching tiny rocks into the void, because that's a great use of taxpayer dollars.
Argue about the importance of registering your moon rocks with the Galactic DMV, because who doesn't love bureaucracy?
Meet with our team of highly trained, highly paid negotiators to discuss trade agreements with the Zorvathians, because they're really into haggling.
Try to balance the books for the interstellar equivalent of a timeshare, because who doesn't love math?
Discuss the finer points of puppeteering in zero-G, because who doesn't love a good sock game?
Talk about the best ways to re-steep space-grown coffee, because who doesn't love a good cup of joe?
NextDesign a better way to keep the coffee machine from malfunctioning in space, because that's just a thing that happens.
Meet to discuss the best ways to extract resources from those big rocks, because who doesn't love a good drill and a bad haircut?
Discuss the joys of replacing a faulty toilet in zero-G, because that's just a thing that happens.
Plan a major overhaul of the space station's plumbing system, because that's just a thing that's needed.
Argue about who gets to keep the master key for the space station's secret door, because that's just a thing that matters.
Talk about why the space station's coffee machines never seem to sync up right, because that's just a thing.
Meet to discuss the best times for the space station's daily yoga classes, because that's just a thing that's important.
Discuss the importance of keeping the space station's snack budget in check, because who doesn't love free food?
Plan a space station-wide talent show, because who doesn't love a good karaoke rendition of "Space Oddity"?
Meet to discuss the best ways to play basketball in zero-G, because that's just a thing that's a real challenge.
Talk about the importance of finding meaning in the vast expanse of space, because that's just a thing that's deep.
Plan for the space station's future, because who doesn't love a good "what if" scenario?
Take pictures of the space station's most scenic views, because who doesn't love a good selfie?
Discuss the best ways to protect the space station from hostile aliens, because that's just a thing that's real.
Manage the space station's social media presence, because who doesn't love an online following?
Dream up the next generation of spacecraft, because who doesn't love a good spaceship?
Talk about the joys of taking a spacewalk in a spacesuit, because that's just a thing that's fun.
Discuss the best ways to keep the spacesuit from getting all soggy and gross, because that's just a thing that's a problem.
Design the next big spacesuit, because who doesn't love a good spacesuit?
Talk about the safety protocols for spacesuit malfunctions, because that's just a thing that's a real concern.
Meet to discuss the importance of spacesuit encryption, because who doesn't love a good code?
Talk about the best ways to schedule spacewalks, because that's just a thing that's a challenge.
Discuss the importance of syncing spacesuit clocks, because that's just a thing that's a real pain.
Take pictures of spacesuits, because who doesn't love a good spacesuit selfie?
Discuss the best ways to defend against spacesuit malfunctions, because that's just a thing that's a real concern.
Talk about the importance of syncing spacesuit comms systems, because that's just a thing that's a real pain.
Meet to discuss the best ways to schedule spacesuit repairs, because that's just a thing that's a real challenge.
Take pictures of spacesuit selfies, because who doesn't love a good spacesuit selfie?
Discuss the best ways to defend against spacesuit malfunctions, because that's just a thing that's a real concern.
Talk about the importance of syncing spacesuit systems, because that's just a thing that's a real pain.
Meet to discuss the best ways to schedule spacesuit upgrades, because that's just a thing that's a real challenge.
Take pictures of spacesuit selfies, because who doesn't love a good spacesuit selfie?
Discuss the best ways to defend against spacesuit malfunctions, because that's just a thing that's a real concern.
Talk about the importance of syncing spacesuit comms systems, because that's just a thing that's a real pain.
Meet to discuss the best ways to schedule spacesuit repairs, because that's just a thing that's a real challenge.
Take pictures of spacesuit selfies, because who doesn't love a good spacesuit selfie?
Discuss the best ways to defend against spacesuit malfunctions, because that's just a thing that's a real concern.
Talk about the importance of syncing spacesuit systems, because that's just a thing that's a real pain.
Meet to discuss the best ways to schedule spacesuit upgrades, because that's just a thing that's a real challenge.
Take pictures of spacesuit selfies, because who doesn't love a good spacesuit selfie?
Discuss the best ways to defend against spacesuit malfunctions, because that's just a thing that's a real concern.
Talk about the importance of syncing spacesuit comms systems, because that's just a thing that's a real pain.
Meet to discuss the best ways to schedule spacesuit repairs, because that's just a thing that's a real challenge.