In a shocking turn of events, the 501th meeting has finally been called to address the age-old problem of meeting fatigue.
After months of deliberation, the meeting organizers have managed to craft the perfect agenda:
1. Introductions: 30 minutes of pointless small talk.
2. Review of last meeting's minutes: A thorough analysis of who ate the last donut in the break room.
3. Synergy discussion: A 2-hour free-for-all where everyone talks at once, creating a cacophony of confusion.
4. Decision-making: A 30-minute debate on what to do next, only to decide to do what was originally planned.
5. Conclusion: A 10-minute wrap-up where everyone pretends to be satisfied with the outcome.
And that's it! The 501th meeting is sure to be the most productive one yet. See you at the 601th meeting!
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