Welcome, weary warriors of the cookie-coffee wars!
We've assembled this support group to help you cope with the stress of battling both your cravings and your coffee machine's malfunctioning.
Come for the camaraderie, stay for the caffeine-fueled venting!
The Cookie-Coffee Swap Program: A solution to the eternal problem of both loving and hating your snack choices | The Coffee Shop of Doom: Where your caffeine addiction will finally meet its match | The Cookie Robot Therapy Session: Where your cookie-battling skills will be put to the test
Or, if you're feeling extra brave, try Throw the Coffee Mug at the Cookie Jar and join the ranks of the truly insane.
The Cookie-Coffee Battle Simulation: Because who needs real life when you can play pretend?