Meeting 502: The Jargon Bible

Presented for your edification, a comprehensive guide to the jargon that keeps us from actually getting anything done.

Synergy

When: When two or more things are better than one.

Example: "This synergy of our marketing team and our sales team is going to blow the roof off this quarter's numbers!"

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Low-Hanging Fruit

When: When something is easy to do and should have been done yesterday.

Example: "This report is just low-hanging fruit, let's get it done already!"

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Disruption

When: When we need to sound important but don't actually mean anything.

Example: "This disruption is going to revolutionize the way we do things!"

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Next Meeting: 503: The Synergy Solution - A step-by-step guide to harnessing the power of synergy.

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