Meetings: 503 Scientific Spectacle

A committee of experts has been assembled to discuss the feasibility of building a functioning toaster in a blender.

We will be exploring the theoretical implications of combining these two devices, and debating the aesthetic merits of a toaster that doubles as a blender.

Agenda:

1. 503 Quantum Entanglement
2. 504: The Art of Toast-Blending Fusion
3. 505: Design Critique of the Toaster-Blender Hybrid
4. 506 Spectral Analysis

Note: The meeting will be held in a large, windowless room. Please bring your own snacks.