Today's meeting has been called to address the pressing issue of Sock Puppet Syndrome: the tendency for socks to go missing in the wash, only to reappear in the laundromat down the street.
Our esteemed panel of experts, including Dr. Emily Chen, renowned Sock Puppet Specialist, and Bob, local sock aficionado, have gathered to discuss the root causes of this phenomenon.
Dr. Chen posits that Sock Puppet Syndrome is caused by the lingering presence of mischievous fabric particles from the 90s, while Bob believes it's simply a result of the washing machine's evil plot to steal our socks.
As the debate rages on, we'll be exploring possible solutions, including: