Meeting Minutes: 504 The Synergy Trainwreck

Present:

• Bob, the CEO with an ego larger than his office
• Jane, the intern who just wanted to get out
• John, the IT guy who just wanted to get paid
• Me, the note-taker who just wanted to go home

Objective:

To synergize the company into a profitable mess.

Decisions:

• Spent an hour discussing the meaning of "synergy" and whether or not it's a real thing
• Decided to hire 5 more interns to "boost morale" despite the fact that morale is already nonexistent
• Spent $10,000 on a "synergy retreat" that was just a bunch of people staring at a whiteboard

Next Steps:

Meet again in 6 months to see how much money we've lost due to synergy initiatives.