Solutions to the Age-Old Problem of Not Having Enough Jargons
After an exhaustive 3-hour debate, the committee finally reached a consensus on the following solutions:
- Install a Jargon-O-Matic machine in the break room
- Hire more Jargonauts to fill the void left by the departing ones
- Introduce mandatory Jargonaut-themed Fridays, where everyone is required to wear Jargonaut costumes
Note: The meeting was interrupted by a Jargonaut who insisted on discussing the finer points of their latest jargon, "Jargonaut-speak 2.0".