Meeting 505: Temporal Paradoxes and Snack Breaks

Today's Agenda:

Section 1: Time Traveler's Tales Section 2: Paradox Proofing and Puns Section 3: Break for Coffee and Self-Reflection Adjacent Issues: Because You Can Never Have Enough Meetings

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