Attendees: Bob, Joe, and Jane.
Purpose: To discuss the alleged "Great Sock Hoax", a mysterious phenomenon where socks have been going missing at an alarming rate.
Summary:
- Bob: "I've lost 5 socks this week alone! It's like they're being kidnapped or something."
- Joe: "I've seen them in the washing machine, but they always seem to disappear before I can catch them."
- Jane: "I've been using the sock puppet theory to explain the missing socks. Maybe they're just running away from us."
Decisions:
- Bob: "We should install a camera in the laundry room to catch the sock thieves in the act."
- Joe: "I'm against it. We're being paranoid. It's just a case of static cling."
- Jane: "I propose we hold a Sock Appreciation Day to raise awareness about our missing socks."
Actions:
- Assign Bob to install a camera in the laundry room.
- Assign Joe to research Static Cling Theory.
- Assign Jane to organize Sock Appreciation Day.
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