Meeting Minutes - Bob's Accidental Tranquilization

Minutes from the meeting where Bob's cat, Mr. Whiskers, got too close to the laser pointer.

Present:

• Bob
• Jane
• Mr. Whiskers

Agenda:

• Discuss the meaning of life
• Accidentally tranquilize Bob's cat
• Determine who ate the last donut

Decisions:

• We all agreed that the meaning of life is pizza.
• Mr. Whiskers is now a certified expert in tranquility.
• We have no evidence of who ate the last donut, but it was probably Bob.

Actions:

• We will have pizza for the next three meetings.
• We will start a catnip farm to calm Mr. Whiskers down.
• We will set a trap for the donut thief.

Next Meeting:

• When: Never.
• Where: The catnip farm.
• Who: Mr. Whiskers and his tranquil friends.

Links:

• Prophets of the Donut