Welcome to 517: The Better-Than-Nothing Problem, prophets of productivity!
Are you tired of solving problems that don't really matter? Do you find yourself in a situation where doing something is better than doing nothing?
Look no further! Our team of expert problem-solvers has identified 517 as the perfect solution for those who want to appear productive, yet still want to do the bare minimum.
What's the Problem?
The problem is, of course, the one where you have to actually do something. We know, we know, it's a real challenge.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have the solution right here. With 517, you can do just enough to make it look like you're trying, without actually accomplishing anything.
How to Solve 517
- Step 1: Pretend to care.
- Step 2: Make some half-hearted attempts at solving the problem.
- Step 3: Declare victory, even if you haven't actually won.
And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to solving 517, the better-than-nothing problem.
For more information on how to appear productive without actually being productive, see our Step 1: Pretend to Care page.
Want to see some success stories from our users who've solved 517? Check out our Step 2: Make Some Half-Hearted Attempts page.