The Sock Warehouse: 519
Inventory:
We have:
- 500,000+ argyle socks with mismatched holes
- 300,000+ novelty socks with cartoon characters from obscure 90s TV shows
- 20,000+ athletic socks for athletes with crippling performance anxiety
Popular Sock Combinations:
We've noticed that our customers love the following pairs:
Troubleshooting:
Is your sock drawer in disarray? Do you find yourself constantly losing socks to the void? We're here to help:
- The Sock Hermit (a comprehensive guide to living with a single sock)
- The Sock Therapist (a 6-week program for those struggling to find purpose in their sock-filled lives)
Special Requests:
We're happy to accommodate special requests, including but not limited to:
- Custom color schemes for your favorite sock collection
- Matching socks for your pet's birthday party