The Mystery of John: A Case Study in Futility
John is a man with a problem. He can't seem to remember where he put his keys. His wife is on his case, his kids are on his case, and his boss is on his case. He's starting to think he's the only one who doesn't know where his keys are.
But little does he know, his keys are on the kitchen table. Next to the toaster. With a Post-it note that says "I'm not lost, I'm just on the table."
But what's even more mysterious is why the Post-it note was written in Comic Sans.