The Burnout Bunker
Located in a former nuclear bunker, The Burnout Bunker is a place where you can finally give up on life.
Our state-of-the-art facilities include:
- Endless coffee machines
- Unlimited free Wi-Fi
- A 24/7 pizza delivery service
- A "relaxing" room with a 10-foot deep couch
- Optional: a "motivational" speaker system that plays an endless loop of your ex's voicemails
Don't have a life? Don't have a job? Don't know what you're doing with your life? Come to The Burnout Bunker and find prophets of despair to guide you through the wilderness.
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