Meetings of the Absurd: 548 The Return of Dave

It had been 10 years since Dave had gone missing. His colleagues had given up hope. But today, he walked back into the conference room, unannounced.

Summary

Dave returned to the office, sporting a thick beard and a 'I'm with the CIA' t-shirt. The meeting quickly devolved into an argument over the meaning of life.

Discussion

John: "Dave, you just left us, and we thought you were in rehab. What's going on?"

Dave: "Rehab was for the weak. I've been on a mission. And I'm back, with a new set of priorities."

Action Items

1. Reassign Dave to the 'Tunnel Vision' team

2. Provide a Hazmat suit for Dave's next meeting

3. Consider a team-building exercise to 're-introduce' Dave to the team

549 The Reunion of John

547 The Visit of the Ghosts

550 The Escape of Doug