Meeting Notes: 552-Magic Eight Ball

Today's meeting was a real nail-biter. We were tasked with finding a solution to the age-old question: "Will the coffee machine ever be fixed?"

Possible Solutions:

• Magic Mug: A mystical container that somehow fixes everything
• Magic Juicer: A device that not only fixes the machine but also gives you a free juice
• Magic Wand: Wave your hand and the coffee will fix itself (no magic words required)
• Magic Toolkit: A set of wrenches that somehow makes everything okay

Random Thoughts:

Why does the coffee machine always break on Fridays?

Is it possible that we're being sabotaged by the intern?

Action Items:

1. Call the maintenance team

2. Check the user manual (again)

3. Consider buying a new machine

4. Have a meeting about the meeting

Next Steps:

Meet again next Friday at 2:00 PM to discuss the outcome of our previous actions

Adjournment:

We adjourned at 3:15 PM with the understanding that the fate of our coffee supply is still uncertain

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