Today's meeting was a real nail-biter. We were tasked with finding a solution to the age-old question: "Will the coffee machine ever be fixed?"
Why does the coffee machine always break on Fridays?
Is it possible that we're being sabotaged by the intern?
1. Call the maintenance team
2. Check the user manual (again)
3. Consider buying a new machine
4. Have a meeting about the meeting
Meet again next Friday at 2:00 PM to discuss the outcome of our previous actions
We adjourned at 3:15 PM with the understanding that the fate of our coffee supply is still uncertain